- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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dead battery come on down

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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