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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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