- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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