how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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dead battery come on down

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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