- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Women's Rights.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

What does A duck smoke? Quack

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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