Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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heat!

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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