- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

The bird is not the word.... Its two

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Knock knock --Come in.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

brian mcgee is gay!

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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