Why did the kitchen cross the road?

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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