- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Male penises.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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