- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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