iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Oh...okay, good.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

whats brown and smells like shit shit

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

women's rights

shea kisses a girl

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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