why?

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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