- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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