How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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A black goes to college

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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