Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Please spell dyslexia.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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