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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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knock knock go away ok

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What abou three times

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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