- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Why was johny late to school? He died

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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