2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

hi. thats what she said.

Working hard or hardly working????

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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