- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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