Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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c+t+c?

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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what's red and blue? your heart

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Anti Joke

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