What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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womens rights

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Anne Frank.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Johnson stops eating

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