Whats 9 + 10? 19

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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8=D

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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