- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GAY PEOPLE

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

toast points

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Knock knock (No one is home)

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Women's sports

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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