what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Knock Knock Come in

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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brett is a dick

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Yeah right loser!

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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69, hahaha

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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What flys? A fly

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A jew went to Germany.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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