Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Women's sports.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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