what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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