Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

The size of Idris Elba's penis

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Avery has crabs.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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