- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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