Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Feet

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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