Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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I'm Halarious.

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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Penis.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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