- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Chaney is a dumb b****

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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