- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

My butt!!!!

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

if it's friday, it must be China

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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