Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Which one is hardest?

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Kate

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