Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Grapefruit.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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im black

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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