Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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There is a car full of black people.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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this website...

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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