- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Women's rights

Why were corners made? For crying.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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