A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Water, please.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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