What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Turtles

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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