What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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Anti Joke

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