What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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Horse tits

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do people say? words.

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Anti Joke

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