What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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your fat

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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