A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Hi my name is Bob

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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