Roses are red Violets are blue

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I hate you.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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suck my dick.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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