A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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An antijoke

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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noodles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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