What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

A black person in the NHL

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

American healthcare.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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