- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

My life

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

The WNBA.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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