How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Military intelligence.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Rick Perry.

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