What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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womens rights

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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