What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Anti Joke

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