- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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